What you can buy with more money than sense.
I just received the latest athleticwear catalog from Eastbay. It’s an excellent source for sporting goods equipment for football, basketball and baseball (with some soccer and other sports), but if you have more money than you can handle and need to get rid of some, don’t give to charity when you can buy this!
It may be a bit hard to read from this image, but here is what it says:
“Reebok unveils the Question Mid encrusted with 246 diamonds. A true one-of-a-kind, the Question features diamonds set in pure white gold fastened down each shoelace. Sleek in a black full leather upper with silver logo detailing, the Question is available for the high-roller price of $65,000. A true collector’s item, only one pair will be custom built to the size of your choice! The Question comes in a combination lock stainless steel suitcase for optimal security.”
The question is “Why?”
I predict the person who actually buys AND wears this will be a rapper or rapper wanna-be.
However if you don’t have $65K just burning a hole in your pocket and you’re bound and determined to waste money, then there is
Also available from Eastbay, this hat is “…meticulously stitched in 14-karat white gold, and white-gold trim on the brim. Completing the look is the 14-karat button at the top of the cap.” Plus it comes in its own finely crafted wood case. All this can be yours for a measly $249.99 but you need to be either a Yankees or Dodgers fan because those are the only two teams offered.
You can make your own jokes about this now.