Warnings:  yaoi theme, nothing graphic
Rating:  PG-13 at worst
Disclaimer:  I do not own DBZ or its characters and am not making any money on this.
Pairing:  Could be Gohan x Trunks or Goten x Trunks:  use your imagination!
Notes:  From Vegeta's point of view, and he's not exactly open-minded.  Direct all flames about this story to him.  OTOH, send compliments or sincere feedback my way.

Intolerable

by Annie Mayhem

Trunks yelled at me!  At ME, told me he was in college now and could make his own decisions! 

Not this decision. 

Especially not with that idiot brat of Kakarot's!  This is intolerable!

We fought; he held his own.  I'm sure I would've won if Kakarot and the brat hadn't shown up to help, but even I don't stand a chance against three Super-Saiyans.

Now Bulma's not speaking to me.  Said she only wanted Trunks to be happy and stormed off to bed.  This is all her fault.  Weak Earthling blood.  There certainly aren't any like that on my side of the family.  She coddled him too much when he was little.  If only I'd given him a proper Saiyan military upbringing, or ... if I'd married her when I first found out she was pregnant, instead of giving her time to ruin him with her freakish Earthling ways.

So much for continuing my royal lineage.  My son, my only son, heir to the throne of Vejiitasei, likes men that way.  So much for grandchildren.  Too bad the monarchy only passes through the male line.  Maybe it's not too late to have another son  -- and THIS one WILL be brought up right!

Fat chance of that happening anytime soon, when she won't even talk to me.

This is too much.  My world, my people, all destroyed, and for what?  So these feeble Earthlings can laugh at me?  I've saved them a dozen times over from horrors they're too terrified to name, and this is my reward?

I cannot let this happen.  I WILL NOT let this happen.

What is it the stupid Earthlings ask their gods for?  "The courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"?

Screw that.  I am Vegeta!  I defy fate and spit in the faces of the gods!  Fate is for the powerless and the cowardly.  I am neither.

I will set things right.  I deserve it.

Where did she hide that thing again?  Ah, yes, in her underwear drawer.  Odd place to keep it, but Earthlings are weird anyway.  It's got to be...in here...somewhere....  There it is!  She's going to yell at me tomorrow for ransacking that drawer.  I'm looking forward to it.

Looks like she took a sleeping pill.  I won't have to be too quiet slipping back downstairs.  I might even be back before she wakes up.  Tomorrow everything will be back to normal!  I'll see to it.  I never thought I'd be using a wish this way.

Good, it still works!  Two blips already.

This won't take long.