Top Ten Reasons Cecilia Should Proposition Rudy:

10.  To find out whether he's "fully functional."
09.  Because there are no Princes left on Filgaia
       to betroth her.
08.  It's good to be the (future) Queen.
07.  Luceid told her to.
06.  It's her decision as an ordinary human being.
05.  To put a halt to that "Innocent One" routine.
04.  She's the Princess, dammit.
03.  She LIKES him, dammit!
02.  Because Rudy's too shy to *ever* make the
       first move!

And # 1 is . . .

01.  All those years in Curan Abbey!

Top Ten Alternate Careers for Zed:

10.  pirate
09.  sword trainer
08.  monster eradicator
07.  bouncer
06.  arena champion
05.  handyman
04.  stay-at-home dad
03.  male supermodel
02.  gigolo

And # 1 is . . .

01.  intergalactic rock star!

Top Ten Possible Printings on Sheyenne's Foot:

10.  PlayStation Compatible
09.  Reg. U. Penna. Dept. of Agriculture
08.  For Entertainment Purposes Only
07.  Some Assembly Required
06.  Batteries Not Included
05.  © S.C.E.A.
04.  This End Up
03.  Kilroy Was Here.
02.  (Nike swoosh)

And # 1 is . . .

01.  Intel Inside!

Top Ten Ways Dario Could Solve That "Fly" Problem:

10.  Drawstring
09.  Clasps
08.  Buckles
07.  Ties
06.  Laces
05.  Hooks-and-eyes
04.  Buttons
03.  Staples
02.  Velcro

And # 1 is . . .

01.  Duct tape!